Posts Tagged ‘Zemp’

Ninja Assassin

Monday, March 1st, 2010

ok so what to say about this movie…

I did enjoy this movie….somewhat….I think. I am not sure how though.

Its total crap.

ninja

1. They try to make a japanamation ninja movie on screen. ok I get that, so I can totally get behind the sliced heads and foutain blood.
2. the special effects are down right bad
3. acting could be much much worse
4. some decent fight scenes, no where near enough good ones, and no where near as good as they could have been.
5. some cool weapons and the ninja lore is cool, but executed pretty crappy.

really I have no idea why i would even give this a 4 out of 10, making it watchable…because it really is horrible.

I guess I knew it was going to be crap, and really like ninjas.

having said that, if you watch this and call it a 1 out of 10 I wont argue much.

So what I am really saying is this movie is horrible, but its a cat terd when you expect a gallon of cow shit.

Gaming Revolution: OnLive

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

OnLive 
Stream games to your TV, Netbook, PC, Mac? check

Hardware: around 100 bucks? check

Release: 09 check 

Onlive  

For around 100 bucks you will be able to fire up a 720p version of Madden football without any hefty console or hardware. Just a little tiny box, a controller and a monthly/yearly fee (not annouced) . This will be a big win against piracy if it takes off. This could also be the future of home media.  

Onlive

The league will try to get into the summer beta and give you more direct details on this badassery. Stay tuned.  

  

Olivia Munn + French Maid + Pie = Yum!

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Please Don’t Screw G.I. Joe Up!!

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

Herm Edwards Fired

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

The New Man in KC.

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

For those that don’t know I am a huge Kansas City fan. I was so happy when I heard the news that King Carl Peterson was ending his reign of terror in Kansas City. Carl Peterson, while a good operations and team executive, is a horribly harsh negotiator. While in regular business this is great, in football it means big name talent will not likely show up and high draft picks will be late to camp.

 

CHIEFS!!

 

Peterson out; Scott Pioli in! Clark Hunt and Peterson were able to amass a 32 Million dollar overage in the salary cap, so Pioli should be able to do some prime shopping.

 

I expect a couple of things from Piloi. I expect him to take a solid shot at signing Spagnuolo away from the Giants to replace Herm Edwards as Head Coach. The next thing I would assume he would do is evaluate the situation in New England with Matt Cassell. He is still young and a solid starter that won 11 games last year. Piolo drafted Cassell when with the Pats. I think he would do that in order to free up the 3rd overall pick, for an impact defensive end, more offensive line help, or a linebacker.

 

If Cassell is not there then I assume Pioli will draft (Bradford/Stafford/Sanchez…..please Bradford…no Stafford, the UGA pansy) with that pick. Welcome Scott Piloi. Clean this shit up and let’s get this team moving towards a championship!

 

HELLS YEAH!!

Sunday Funny

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

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Zero Punctuations 2008 awards in gaming

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

Top 5 Treats

Friday, December 26th, 2008

#5. Dreamsicle

orange yummy

Yummy and orange.

#4. Oreos

oreo

No double stuff here.

#3. Hairbo Gold Bears (Gummi Candy)

Gummi bears

Except no substitution for the Hairbo product if you love Gummi Bears.

#2 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

pb max bitch

Add these to anything…. cupcakes, ice cream, cosplay….it just becomes better. Sooo good.

#1. Dairy Queens seasonal Thin Mint Blizzard.

Lovely

Thank you Girl Scouts, Thank you.

Zero Punctuation: Fallout 3

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008