The League of Shadow

ok so what to say about this movie…

I did enjoy this movie….somewhat….I think. I am not sure how though.

Its total crap.

1. They try to make a japanamation ninja movie on screen. ok I get that, so I can totally get behind the sliced heads and foutain blood.
2. the special effects are down right bad
3. acting could be much much worse
4. some decent fight scenes, no where near enough good ones, and no where near as good as they could have been.
5. some cool weapons and the ninja lore is cool, but executed pretty crappy.

really I have no idea why i would even give this a 4 out of 10, making it watchable…because it really is horrible.

I guess I knew it was going to be crap, and really like ninjas.

having said that, if you watch this and call it a 1 out of 10 I wont argue much.

So what I am really saying is this movie is horrible, but its a cat terd when you expect a gallon of cow shit.

Ok here is the quick review of this terd. Jamie Pressely is in it, YAY she is smoking! But…

Booooo no nudity!!

It kills me because this pile of crap actually had an ok budget and cameras that worked, and still this was horrible. Ok here is the deal. Some Aztec tribe or some shit has a plague killing all their people or something like that. So the witch doctor guy banishes the evil into a clay statue, or “PINATA” [/end finger quotes].

So yeah in 2001 a bunch of horny college students go to this island (that the college owns…I have no fuckin idea) and have a frat vs. sorority competition for underwear!! Hell yeah now we are getting somewhere an hour into this crap…

Wait.

Not each others underwear, a scavenger hunt for a bunch of boxer shorts. They explained why but I forgot already.

So anyhow they go into the woods, and a pair of stupid college kids, find and break the “PINATA” and all hell breaks loose, for real! The worst digital clay midget monster ever goes on a rampage! The hell is watching this fucking digital jerk off.

Ok, hold on a minute here. I watch a lot of shit and love movies that are shitty in a good way. This movie should have skipped the digital shit, got a real mean midget, bad make-up would have been fine, thrown in a ton of boobies (wouldn’t have to be great ones) and this movie could have at least had some funny cult moments.

Ok back to it. Wait I have to think how they beat this thing…yeah I forgot, fuck it.

Even the cover pisses me off. They have Jamie Pressley in this good awful early 90’s looking bathing suit (minus the Oakley Blades) and she never even wore that shit in this movie.

This was fuckin Horrible.

This movie gets two middle fingers, a crotch grab, and a kick to a pregnant lady.

So 4 piles of Donkey Shit out of 5.

Edit: The tag “A weekend to dismember!” is what made me buy this for $2.99.