The League of Shadow

Here is Gemma…and a calendar.

This picture of Emmanuelle Chriqui from GQ is insanely hot.

A brunette as well.

Just another reason to visit www.keeleyhazell.com.

Probably if you know her (Americans), you know her from the Transporter. If that’s all you know, you should dig deeper. She has been called the Sharon Stone of the East. That’s total crap, Sharon has nothing on ShuQi. She can do just about anything she wants.

At a young age she started as a nude model, going by different names but mostly Hsi Chi. She appeared and a handful of Penthouse Hong Kong issues. Those issues are worth checking out. ShuQi’s frame packed with great hips and a dynamite figure are not to be missed.

 She appeared in many adult movies overseas. After all that, which would down the normal star in our western society, she only excelled in her career. She is a full blown supermodel today, and has been in numerous high production films here and abroad.   If you haven’t stopped to look at real beauty in a while, stop. Thank me later. Also her Flash site is kick ass.

Take a look here.

ShuQi, I never got an email back from you after I sent you those nude photos of me, what gives?

A great pic of Ms. Hazell from Zoo Magazine.

Lucy Pinder. WOW. Ok where do I start? Lucy Pinder is one of those rare beauties that are saturated in pure sex while not showing any piece of her that would not fit in a bathing suit.

 I have seen my share of Models in person and yes there is a reason they catch peoples eyes. However if you spend a ton of time going through media shots and photo spreads…aww fuck it…looking at naked women all the time, you tend to get a little numb to hot women. I would never say that it “didn’t do it for me anymore”. You kick who ever says that looking at smoking hot nude woman’s body in the ass (if it’s a guy, right square in the goo bag).

What I mean is most of these women in person are all 10’s! But when thrown at you in a barrage of hot sex and pancakes…I just like pancakes…even Joe Schmoe will say stupid shit like “Yeah but Angelina Jolie is still riding high off of her sex appeal from Gia.” Yeah…stupid right. You know you have looked at a celebrity woman and said something stupid like, she needs to gain a few pounds, lose a few pounds, has small lips, no tits…or some crap while dating a waitress at the local Denny’s.

No offense if YOU’RE the supermodel working at Denny’s.

Anyhow so it’s rare to have this stuff thrown at you and you stop and say “holy shit.” Lucy does that. So here are the 10 things I love about Lucy.

What the fuck am I doing…look at all that text! Fuck this…here are some pictures.

Just using Keely Hazell as a test subject, because…well why the hell not. Holy Jeebus she is fuckin hot!

I digress…